Page 12 - Club Bulletin 23/04/2018
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One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

          Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and
          escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

          God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have
          gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! "

          Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."

          God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

          "Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

          (You didn't see that one coming did you !!!)
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